Coca (colloquialism)
Depiction of a “Coca”.
Coca is a colloquial term used sarcastically to describe someone who sees the world in binary: “yes or no,” “right or wrong,” “with me or against me.” For a Coca, there are only two categories: the correct one (theirs) and the wrong one (everyone else).
They don’t understand shades of gray, perspectives, or “maybes.” If something doesn’t fit into their 1-or-0 formula, it simply doesn’t exist. It’s as if their brain runs on calculator software—with no “opinion” button installed.
Traits of a Coca
- Thinks in binary: if it’s not A, then it’s Z. All the letters in between are a conspiracy.
- Panics or responds with arrogance when presented with a third option.
- May resemble a Yeshua, but without tantrums: Coca doesn’t argue… they deliver verdicts.
- Their stubbornness is so polished it almost feels like logic… until they try using it in real life.
- Believes doubt is a virus—and they’ve installed mental antivirus software.
- So square that if you place them on a roundabout… they freeze.
Example of usage
“I told him we could combine both ideas and he replied, ‘that’s not logical.’ Classic Coca.”
Public Service Note
Talking to a Coca is like negotiating with a locked Excel spreadsheet. They don’t blow up like a Yeshua, nor stumble like a Willy… they just won’t budge. Their logic is ironclad, but so rigid even robots feel bad for them.